Second Time Review: Batman Begins

The first time I saw Batman Begins, I immediately declared it the best 'comic book movie,' and when I saw The Dark Night, I was forced to slide Batman Begins down to the second best 'comic book movie' ever. Yesterday Isaw Batman Begins again, and it suddenly dawned on me that this new Christopher Nolan "Batman" franchise of films may be the definitive portrait of good versus evil in modern cinema. Now, hold on - I realize it's "just" a comic book at it's heart, but we're talking universal, deep themes about the meaning of real justice and what happens to those who persue it. Batman Begins gives birth to this franchise audaciously; tackling the epic themes that the previous Batman films couldn't take "a comic book" seriously enough to tackle, and does so with fucking Liam Neeson being a total badass as Ra's al Ghul. Amazing.

One Paragraph Review: Balls of Fury

I love playing ping pong, this is a silly movie all about ping pong. I have a well documented affinity for hot girls, and this movie has a super hot Asian girl in it. I have an equally well documented mancrush on Christopher Walken, and this movie has him as an eccentric sort-of-crazy Asian dictator guy! So, this film is gold, right? Let me tell you something: so cruel is this world that we live in, that people are allowed to combine Christopher Walken, hot asian girls and ping pong and still produce shitty movies. Pardon me while I go watch the music video for Weapon of Choice and drink-to-forget.

One Paragraph Review: Serenity

If you gave me a pot of gold and told me to go make a movie, I would return with Hot Fuzz. if you gave me a pot of gold and told me to make a sci-fi movie, I would return with Serenity. I love this movie that much. Really, there's just nothing worth changing or complaining about. The story is great. The acting is great. The action is great. The dialogue rocks. May best of all, the art direction supports what is great about this movie. Serenity doesn't try to be anything it isn't. It knows its place and just rules at it. This movie is not Nate Kaeding.

One Paragraph Review: Away We Go

This was a sweet and extremely heartfelt movie, and I liked it a lot. Away We Go tells the story of two soon-to-be parents just trying to figure out how this crazy world works. In some ways, this is a great "protagonist movie" -- and by that I mean the movie does a great job of connecting you with the two main characters. I sympathized with their "plight" and I identified with their adventure, despite the fact that I've never dealt with that situation. This move is also one that I probably wouldn't have been able to identify with just a few years ago. But that makes it no less relevant or interesting. Away We Go was also really fucking hilarious.