One Paragraph Review: Live Free or Die Hard

Bruce Willis rocks! Bruce Willis rocks when he acts like an overprotective father! Bruce Willis rocks when he evades French mercenaries who can understand English but can't speak it! Bruce Willis rocks when he defies gravity to take down a helicopter with a car! Bruce Willis rocks when he fights ninja chicks! Bruce Willis rocks when he's all bloodied up! Bruce Willis rocks when he takes on a fighter jet! Bruce Willis rocks when he takes a bullet to kill a guy!.....Are you sensing the main point of this movie yet?

MSPaint Review: Live Free or Die Hard

One Paragraph Review: Live Free or Die Hard

This was a very enjoyable movie, despite the fact that almost nothing in it makes any sense at all. John McClane comes back in the fourth film of this great trilogy to battle cyber hackers, French mercenaries, F-35s and one "Asian ninja bitch." The action is great. However, when watching this movie it is very important that you ask no questions at all. None. The movie is completely absurd and you should just accept it and enjoy the explosions.