Haiku Review: Stealth

Barely watchable
Unholy pact with Satan
Putrid waste of time

Jessica Biel’s ass
A merciful distraction
But still not enough

What were they thinking?
Barbaric anti-art shit
Thoughts of suicide

Please, never ever,
Contribute to mass dumbing
By watching this film

Put out with garbage
Not even close to worthy
Of these lame haikus