Haiku Review: Avatar

Is this Ferngully?
Look at the pretty pictures
No alien sex

Haiku Review: Stealth

Barely watchable
Unholy pact with Satan
Putrid waste of time

Jessica Biel’s ass
A merciful distraction
But still not enough

What were they thinking?
Barbaric anti-art shit
Thoughts of suicide

Please, never ever,
Contribute to mass dumbing
By watching this film

Put out with garbage
Not even close to worthy
Of these lame haikus

Haiku Review: Charlie Wilson's War

Wonderful movie
Sorkin does not disappoint
So fun, so funny

Haiku Review: Across the Universe

Beatles songs, repeat

Like long music video

It looked very nice

The Sixties are gone

Why no plot development?

Total waste of time