One Paragraph Review: Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer

This is the worst movie I've seen in a long time. Its so stupid that all you can do is wonder why people bother to make movies if they're going to put such little effort into it. Everybody outside of the effects team that was involved in this movie really just shat the bed, with special finger pointing going to Jessica Alba, who painfully reminds us all of how totally devoid of acting skills or ability she truly is. Everything is so childish and banal that it's impossible to care about anything happening, so honestly, don't see this; go light your feet on fire or something instead.

One Paragraph Review: Fantastic Four-Rise of the Silver Surfer

Thinking about it this morning, I wasn't really sure how to write this review. Don't get me wrong. This movie is absolutely terrible. While munching away on my cereal I was trying to think of how best to describe this flaming heap of crap known as the Fantastic Four sequel. And then it struck me: This movie is so bad that its title doesn't even describe it. Yes, the Fantastic Four are all in the movie. Yes, there is a Silver Surfer. But he doesn't rise. There is no Silver Surfer rising. He just sort of appears, along with this Galactus thing, and then...I don't know. Don't see this movie. It has one or two solid CGI-infused action sequences, but the story is inane, the characters shallow, and the dialogue makes you want to punch yourself. In the face.