One Paragraph Review: Obsessed

Easily one of the worst movies I've seen in a while (and I recently watched GI Joe, forfuckssake), Obsessed unexpectedly proves a few things about the universe which i'd been unsure of. It proves that absolutely anybody can write a script, and it might get made no matter how shit awful it is. It proves that you actually can survive watching a movie with the unbearable Beyonce in it - EVEN WITH her incessant music! - which frankly I would have bet heavily against. Its definitely proof that Ali Larter is mega hot, and most importantly, that you should probably just go watch The Wire instead of anything else that Idris Elba is in. Don't ever watch this movie, and Ali Larter, feel free to be obsessed with me anytime.