One Paragraph Review: The Day the Earth Stood Still

This has got to be one of the most cliche packed, unoriginal, stupid movies ever put together. Nothing about this movie suggests any writing effort whatsoever, its totally uninspired bleh. After 20 minutes, I nearly gave up completely and abandoned the film all together. Everything you see and hear is just thrown into the film for whatever reason, sensical or not, with no explanation of anything. Its like a river of recycled movie scenes and soulless throw-away characters that meanders in random directions without going anywhere. It's rancid collection the worst parts of Transformers and Armageddon, punctuated by idiotic bullshit dialogue between meaningless skeletons of characters. I could write entire pages recounting my horrified laughing at absurd scene after absurd scene, but frankly, id rather focus on trying to forget that this ever crossed my life.