One Paragraph Review: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

You get home from work. Your tired, even exhausted. It's been a long day. For hours you'd dreamed of coming home and laying down on your plush leather couch. You take off your tightly wound dress shoes, and put your feet up and relax. You remember the best part of coming home though: your delicious left overs from the best restaurant in town! This is one of your all time favorite restaurants, and lucky you, there was some left overs from your last trip. You jump up, your spirit buoyed by the thought of the delicious and pleasant reheated meal you're about to enjoy. You open your fridge, only to find out that someone has covered the entire fridge, and your food, top to bottom, in six solid inches of human excrement. Shit covers your refrigerator, and now fills your entire apartment with the stench of thousands of people shitting thousands of meals. This is the feeling I got from watching Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.